The exam was routine until she told me to lie back and place my feet into the stirrups. Never did I realize that this appointment would become one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. Your patient has more than four drains and it doesn’t scare you. At the urologist’s office, I filled all the necessary paper work and provide the nurse with a urine sample. , Nothing was passing easily. She did and proceeded to pee all over the doctors face (she was wearing a protective mask for just such an occasion so no harm no foul). Our bodies are miracle shells walking the face of the earth. We turned and every time the patient coughed, urine shot out about two feet. Most urology practices in the United States do not employ male nurses or assistants, even in larger cities. So the responses you're about to read are a mixed bag, some from medical professionals, some from patients, some from family members - all awkward. rmprdl1964. When I was younger, I went to the doctor, and I’m not sure why, but he had to see my dick for some reason. One of our urologists … So I quietly said, "oh man, who's kid is that? She said it's common, but I was totally embarrassed. Urologists do their best to put men (and women) at ease. – Anonymous. In many cases, this is simply not true. What could be the most humiliating medical moment of your life is just "Tuesday morning" for them - and in a way, that makes them even bigger heroes in our eyes.

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It all happened in about 3 seconds but felt like an eternity of unending embarrassment and shock. That ended up being just as awkward. Some of their patients blush. Urology is the worst area for male patients. However, one positively glowing parent-techer conference later you might question who your child really is. Is a cystoscopy procedure painful? While not painful, exactly, it was a bit cringe-inducing feeling something go up “the wrong way That was a new one for me. Since 2003 I have been consulting with a urologist regarding ED. He turned his head and did his best crow imitation: "Caw! Urologist Toby Chai, MD “If you end up wearing sanitary products for urinary incontinence, you should see your urologist,” says Dr. Chai. It took a bit of explaining why I said, "No." Premium Questions. Urological Examination for Male. There's this lidocaine lube that helps make an otherwise uncomfortable procedure considerably less uncomfortable. I'm almost sad.'. What's the dumbest thing you've ever done? You’ve seen more penises than a mohel. We enter his bladder and there is a huge KNOT in the cord. After two weeks of agony, I finally got my highly anticipated appointment with an urologist. I don't know to this day if he was messing with me, but I'm pretty sure I just told him to Google it. The doctor also smiled a couple times and seemed to stay in that area for a while. His mom and I just look at each other gobsmacked ... did you know?? So like just hang out, holding a penis talking about the weather for five minutes. The other mom definitely agreed and we sat there judging for a few more minutes until I got up, took my daughter's hand and walked away.

No, I'm not a good parent sometimes.

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Hope you get published, Good Buddy! I'm a male nurse. Most of my embarrassing boners have to do when in school and a cute girl is teasing me on purpose with her short skirt - crossing her legs and stuff like that and just being slutty. Obviously he had to go to the OR due to the giant knot tied in the cord. All Rights Reserved. Acquaintance was a 17-year-old male getting a physical from a female doctor. We are complex entities. It was the most fun I've ever had at the lady doctor. Teenager comes in, thinks he might be sterile. Comment. So I just did this snapping finger gun back to him. Even more embarrassing was when she gave it back after I was getting changed out of my hospital gown. My most embarrassing I described in another thread recently (gel disinfectant, in my eye, first day of my first nursing job). Some doctors have the kinds of specialties that might make others cringe - but those doctors who specialize in reproductive and excretory systems are literal life savers! Labels: awkward, college, davis girl, doctor, dogs. The assistant was having some issues and as soon as I got in the stirrups, the assistant said loudly, 'Man, this one's a stinker!'. The Frown. These both really offend me. 2. She was checking for a hernia, so grabbed his testicles and asked him to cough. Gender neutral works for the caregivers perhaps, but oftentimes not for the men. I think he's messing with me and just answer "masturbation." He doesn't understand. And then PROCEEDS TO PLAY the piano while she sings her piece. Experiences, People Describe The Weirdest Thing Their Body Does That They Don't Really Talk About.
This story is a work of fiction. routine and other things to tease and taunt me about it. Many. _taboola.push({ And there are many wonders about our bodies that elude us. Things. I'm not being mean that is just simple, scientific fact. During the procedure the urologist at times handles the penis firmly and at times even pulls hard on the penis. When I was 14 I and my male classmates were examined by a female school doctor. Please be advised: This clip may contain sensitive content. Second story had the kitchen, living room, 3 bedrooms and one bath. We talked about vacations, homebrew, cars, etc. Cue to the most embarrassing visit to a Doctor EVER, followed by a visit to the local urology unit where 2 young nurses had the pleasure of basically lubing and pulling it back into place! I was told to remove my pants and lay back on an exam table with a foot rest that came up. MD. We had a two story house: the basement with garage, fireplace/wood storage, utility room with laundry.

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Had to get airlifted off the mountain to a field where flight for life took me to the hospital with a broken wrist, broken humerus, shattered elbow, ruptured diaphragm, broken ribs, and a laceration on my spleen. The catch is the you have to insert a syringe (not a needle) into the tip of the penis and inject lidocaine lube into the urethra and then hold the penis with your thumb over the urethra for five minutes. These people here have experienced the most embarrassing moments ever in front of a doctor. I still hate myself for it. Life is hard. Urologists just don’t get it. I am NOT doing anything that is supposed to be pleasurable or having sex or taking anyone's virginity during exams. Must be an acoustic guitar up there on stage, and he'll play that while he sings. Kinda made me tear up a bit. My sister was 3 years older than me and at a different school. There's a whole lot of looking at your body, touching it and tapping it, sometimes with clothes needing to be removed. ,

GUEST POST BY ROBERT UNDERHILL “Medicine is gender neutral” is a true enough statement if by that we mean female nurses and techs are comfortable providing virtually all of the intimate care for men and women. 8. By . We went in with cystoscopy to take a look and potentially remove it in office with no sedation. Reflexively, I pulled my knees together, essentially putting her in a headlock with my thighs. This is going to get buried, but I worked in a urologist's office for a long time. And that just might be the worst, most awful, most embarrassing story of my life. Kids acting like this is an everyday NBD kinda thing. It was extremely embarrassing! After the nurse sat me down on the chair and made me spread my legs eagle style, my doctor walked in with 4 students in row, around same age as me. Moms just sitting there horrified. Grace Eire. ,

Cool, cool, his mom and I say to each other. When it was my turn and I was called in I was surprised how both the doctor and the nurse were very attractive. I saw him a couple years later in a public place and he shouts out to me "Hey dude remember when your finger was in my butt!". At that time I had a small congenital defect on my penis that wasn't treated at birth (according to urologist … Email This BlogThis! The doctor was adjusting her wheely stool, it slipped, she lost her balance and went headfirst into my spread eagle crotch. It is his first trial run as a gay erotic story author. window._taboola = window._taboola || []; He asks what that is, and if his mom can help him. He was so little that his feet barely touched the floor.

He started with the song's beginning dun-duns, and then f-cking slayed it.

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There was another mom sitting next to me that witnessed the entire event and I could see the judgement festering inside her. Lemme share a story: ... Not as embarrassing as finding out further down the line when you want to have children (for example), but can't because you belated find out your semen count is too low (etc) and you didn't do something about it when you could have - like now. Having said that, plenty of patients were willing to talk about their own mortifying experiences. Caw!". _It's pretty easy to feel self-conscious while receiving a check-up from a doctor. Patient wasn't all the way under and while I was helping the surgeon, we heard coughing and what sounded like water falling. ,

BuzzFeed Junior Writer We asked the ... "I used to work in a urology office. This clip demonstrates a male genital exam. I got lucky it wasn't my legs or head or neck.

Worst part is if I'd have been patient I could've taken the little trail down next to the rock face that I climbed. Others squirm and stammer. mode: 'thumbnails-m', I'm a 32-year-old guy and I had my annual physical yesterday, done by the nurse practitioner at my doctor's office. Patient here; For my first gyno visit I was pretty anxious and clumsy about the whole deal. Especially when put into stirrups. Brahmbhatt is a urologist at Orlando Health's South Lake Hospital in Clermont, Florida, where he’s also the co-director of the PUR Clinic, which stands for Personalized Urology and Robotics. Then he was like "well he told me to bear down and I did"...... Well...did he buy you a drink at least ?? Even more embarrassing was when she gave it back after I was getting changed out of my hospital gown. Good times.

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At the urologist’s office, I was taken back to a small exam room. Or our brain is just going to malfunction. © 2020 George Takei. I'm primary care. This video shows the procedure of a male urological examination, where the medical practitioner starts by first explaining how this whole system works. I am a doctor doing my job. You know you’re a Urology nurse when… 10. I still have so many questions. I knew that at the urologist’s office I would be given an always embarrassing and forever uncomfortable “internal examination of the rectum.” So I showered and didn’t wear any underwear because I don’t like wearing garments at all really, and any excuse that I can get … Don’t be. I went in for a prostate exam and when the doctor was performing it, I ejaculated. “It’s not going to go away on its own.” And if untreated, the problem could get worse. ,
Well at least you didn't drop a wad on him while he was "milking the prostate"........I had a friend of mine that went to the Dr. because he was having problems with his bowels.

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